but you look so good it hurts sometimes...

i was just informed that jordan catalano said that to angela on "my so called life". does that mean that john mayer watched "my so called life" as well? heh. i knew we were a match made in heaven.

ya know whats funny though? if you go all the way back to the beginning of my blog..i say how john is not lickable. ha. how wrong. oh well, now i know..i wanna lick him up and down..till he says stop. NAME it.

this here's the story of billy joe and bobbi sue
two young lovers with nothing better to do
than sit around the house
get high and watch some tube
and here's what happened when they decided to cut loose

why? i dunno its just in my head...in my heeeaaad ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIEEEEE... ok. i am done.

after almost 12 years of wearing a bra, i finally bought one at vickey's. it was quite a big event in my life. this bra fucking rocks the casbah. wanna see it? go here. none of you will actually see it on me because i am not a whore like this girl. its the nice natural so i can wear it with tank tops and such. man its adorable. so worth the 40 bucks.

ok, i am off to begin the job search. good times.

yay! for the first time in over a week i FINALLY slept in. ok, sleeping in is anything past 7:30am. my body automatically rises at 7am. every morning, no matter if i went to bed at 9pm or 2am. lame lame lame....

the show last night was tons of fun. marika and i had a really goo time despite the fact we were standing in PUDDLES of corona. that was a wee bit uncomfortable. we made friends with these 3 drunk guys who offered to hold BOTH of us up so that we could see the show. personally, i think they just wanted a piece. especially the boy in the backwards baseball hat. totally rubbing my ass throughout the show. heh. i feel loved.

anyway...just one more thing, why is it my fault...(ok, enough freaking john mayer)
marika made me this FABULOUS ceramic star. she went to one of those...pick it out, paint it and fire it up places. it is so awesome and one of the most fabulous gifts i have ever gotten. on the she wrote "pay no mind to taunts or advances, i'll take my chances on everyday....". SO awesome. SO fucking awesome. thanks meekachicka.

alright, i am out like ellen.

it's so damn late. i really need to go to bed.

dan wilson is my fucking hero.

marika and i freaked the boys in front of us.

30 year old married guys NEED NOT hit on us.

sometimes i wish that i was a bong hit
you'd let me in and you would love every minute
and tell the room the things i did to you

how COOL is that fucking line...

and there could be no other way
cuz you're so lame...

isn't it ironic that when i passed by the christian science reading room the book that popped out at me was, "the death of the jewish american princess".

kinda like rain on a rainy day.

still everything happens for a reason it's no reason not to ask yourself if you are living it right.....

ya know what else is cool? listening to 4/21/01.

things that are cool:

-"why georgia" by john mayer
-blistex herbal answer
-the new train cd
-strawberry shortcake
-semisonic TOMORROW

things that suck:

-ben
-"grace is gone" skipping on my 4/21/01
-my nose itching
-not being in raleigh
-paying 70 bucks at juffy lube today to make my car healthy.

remember a while back when i said that ben was cool? i lied. he is NOT cool. and you know what else ben? i am NOT a psycho bitch. thanks for the kind words. lets remember it was YOU who flaked on c'ville after i went out of my way to find you a ticket. karma...it'll get you everytime.

want a good laugh? go here.

i think i am finally ready to blog about this past weekend.

i can't really explain the feeling i had or what i went through. it was an emotional rollercoaster. i had all these people around me that love me. friends that i know would lay down for me if i needed them to. you could have walked into our hotel room and literally felt the love in the room. alison, gina and lauren..i can't even explain how much this weekend meant to me. our talks, jokes, laughs, dancing..EVERYTHING. the whole weekend could not have been more perfect.

saturday night was unreal. i have never felt so alone in my life. i was watching things happen right in front of my face but it seemed like a movie. have you ever felt like that?

anyway...enough sappyness...i need to get back to the sarcasam.

i think i have found my new crush...

ok, so i totally suck for no blogging before now. i have been so tired that it is nearly impossible to sit at my computer and go over my entire weekend.

so many exciting and fun things happened. i won't go into too much detail. i figure that eventually, everything will be known.

i had a great time. it was awesome seeing all my friends and meeting so many new people as well. the show was amazing. the new songs were incredible live. i didn't really know what to expect. i was completely blown away by everyday and if i had it all.

my biggest pet peeve about some of my friends is when they complain about shows not being good. how can a show not be good? how can it not be cool to be sitting in charlottesville, virginia and listening to your favorite band? yeah. thats what i thought. i don't know anyone who really went to charlottesville just to see the show. everyone went to see all their friends and yeah, there was a show but it was a bonus.

ANYWAY...everyone i met this weekend was incredibly awesome. whenever i explain to people that i have friends that i have met in the wherehouse chat room, people think that i am a freak. i have met some of the most amazing people through the wherehouse. kim and bob; you guys are so awesome. thank you so much for everything. i cannot explain how much you guys mean to me. it was very nice to finally spend some quality time with the both of you (and kels too). gina, lauren, alison and sharon; you totally made my weekend. this weekend was ours. we rocked c'ville as planned and had a freaking amazing time. would anyone like some wodka? all the freaks; it was great seeing/meeting all of you. i wish that i had more time to hang out with you all however it was incredibly hard.

this blog was pretty lame. sorry. i promise to be back soon with some very exciting stories.

i promise.

i have yet to think of something witty to say. i leave for c'ville in a day. i cannot believe how damn fast this month has gone by. wow. i promise i will have tons of stories for all of you to enjoy!

shalom cha'vareem! (goodbye my friends)

and these days i wish i was six again
oh, make me a red cape
i wanna be superman
oh, if only my life was more like 1983
all these things would be more like they were at the start of me....

today has just been shitty. i do not want to go into detail at this moment because i know i will cry. but i will. later. i promise.

i have absolutely nothing to blog about.

all the world is
all i am
the black of the blackest ocean
and a tear in your hand

all the the world is
dangling, dangling, dangling for me darling
you don't know the power you have
with a tear in your hand

you know what's really fun? coming into work and finding out its your last day. yeah. you should try it some time.

my friend eric hooked me up with a john mayer show from the end of march. it is soooo good. eric is one of those "good guys" the one you know you should be with but he has a girlfriend...the sweetest guy ever. EVER. i told him he had to find me a man like him. i think he thought i was joking but alas, i was not. i am feeling really needy this month for some reason. all i want is to find a guy who loves me for who i am. someone who doesn't care that i am overweight, or that i am a drama queen-just someone to love me. is that so much to ask? damn. i hate it when i get like this.

ok, can someone tell me why, in 2001 people are still wearing ray bans? you know...the ones tom cruise wore in "risky business"? thanks.

ok, i am officially obsessed with john mayer. OH my god this boy can SAAAAAAAAAAANG. i think i need some sort of 12 step program to go on.

i'm tired of being alone
so hurry up and get here
so tired of being alone
so hurry up and get here...

i love the fact that i can sing songs with amanduh over aim. its so fucking cool that she knows all the words to all my favorite songs.

i'm swimming in a sea of faces
trying to throw my way to you
it's no use, in a crowded room
when everybody wants you

i will marry him.

alright boys and girls it's story time...grab your apple juice and graham crackers and pull up a bean bag chair....

once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a beautiful princess named shay. she was loved by all and loved all of them in return. one day shay's brother the prince told her to call his friend, who a prince as well. her brother felt that shay and prince (ohhh, we'll call him asshole for the sake of not revealing his identity) would make a wonderful match. so the princess met the asshole and didn't think much of him. all he cared about was getting her in bed. such a nice quality. to make a long story short...

the asshole promised the princess tickets for the charlottesville show and decided three days before the show that he was not going to give them to her because she would not have sex with him. but as gloria gaynor says....

i will survive.

this is JUST the beginning.

up on the watershead
staring at the fork in the road
you can stand there and agonize
till your agony's your heavist load
you'll never fly as the crow flies
get used to a country mile
when you're learning to take
the path at your pace
every choice is worth your while

i love the indigo girls. retorspective is a fabulous cd. tons of memories. every song makes me think of different things that have happened to me throughout my life.

tonight she's out to lose herself
find a high on peach tree street
from mixed drinks to techno beats
its always heavier to everything

OBSESSED.
i just realised that i am going to be out of john mayer lyrics to quote if i keep it up at this rate.
seeing as though i am completely BORED out of my bejesus i am going to have to continue to quote songs. maybe i'll move on to other artists. maybe not.

wanna hear how slick i am? i was turning the corner into our parking lot and i DROPPED my cigarette. BAM. on the ground. i basically thought my car was going to explode. it didn't. luckily i pulled over and picked it up.

that was scary.

that's our blood down there
seems poured from the hands of angels
and trickle into the ground
leave the warehouse so bare and empty
and my hearts numbered beats
still echo in this empty room
and the fear wells in me
but nothing seems good enough to defend
so, i'm going away, man i'm going away...

FOUR DAYS.

BORED
O E
R R
E O
DEROB

THAT was fun.

why do boys think that girls are so dumb? because they are boys. i am so glad that i have friends that clarify things for me. like when someone makes plans with you AFTER they get rejected by someone who they'd much rather be with. yeah. i am not that dumb. sorry. try again sir, you have not succeeded on this one.

if you wanna know what i am referring to, ask me...i'd be MORE than happy to tell you. its a rather charming story.

its been a very slow morning. i have prepared myself for the week from hell. just the fact that i know i will be in c'ville in like ohhh...4 DAYS makes the days seem much much longer. this is going to suck.

if you want love, we'll make it
swim in a deep sea of blankets
take all your big plans
and break them
this is bound to be a while
you're body is a wonderland

the best line in the whole song...

something bout the way your hair falls in your face
i love the shape you take while crawling towards the pillowcase
you tell me where to go
and though i might leave to find it
i'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it.

yeah. someone fucking sing that song to me. please? john? will you? thanks.

this really scary old man attempted to pick up on me via yahoo messenger. whatever. ew. you look like bill gates and you are old enough to be my dad. thanks. wanna read an exerpt from the conversation? good.

jb_is_in: wouldnt it be cool to go home for lunch and fuck
jb_is_in: and then go back to work?
jb_is_in: hehe
jb_is_in: or after work
scramer41: hahaha
jb_is_in: it would be fun
scramer41: oh my god
scramer41: hahahahahaha

do guys actually think that they can get booty that way? oh my god. how fucking pathetic can you possibly get?

i played a quick game of chess
with the salt and pepper shaker.

just wanna me liked
just wanna be funny
just like the joke's on me
so call me captain dip shit

OH MY GOD....4 days. oh my god. 4 days. oh my god. 4 days.

my boss just totally saw it. ha. he didn't say anything. he just kinda gasped. ha. oh man that's one for the books. so yeah, i gave it away but..i did it. it looks awesome too. just a little tiny diamond stud. it looks fucking rad. i love it. so will you.

i love john mayer. and i do mean love.

oh man. 5 days. FIVE FUCKING DAYS.

leave the light on
leave the light on
for me too
for me too
for me tooooooooooooooooo

she comes and she goes
like no one cares
she come and she goooes
she's slippin through my hands
she's always buzzin just like
neon neon
neon neon

i'd tell it to your face
but you lost your face along the way
and i'd say it on the phone
if i thought you you were alone
why do things have to change

cuz you don't need my pictures on your wall
you say you need no one
and you don't need my secret midnight calls
i guess you need no one.

is anybody waiting at all for you
cuz its time that will tell if it's heaven, if its hell or if its
anybody waiting at all for you
cuz it's time that will tell this tale

i am totally obsessed with the new train cd. oh my god it is so freaking good. right now i have been compulsively listening to tracks 5 and 7.

are you strong enough to cross that line
are you gonna make me yours
or will i make you mine

ANYWAY...i know you all are dying of suspense to know what i am wearing next weekend. really wanna know? ok then. go here for the pants and here for the top. (its majenta in case you were wondering.) now i am totally more than excited. as amanduh would say...EEP!!! EEP!!!

maria and i went shopping today. i bought the most fabulous outfit for next weekend. oh my god...did i just say...NEXT WEEKEND. yes. i did. phewwwww...

wanna know what it looks like? ha. keep guessing.

wanna know if i did it?

ha. you'll have to wait till you see me.

why is today going so slow? someone please tell me....NOW. thanks.

all i need is my leather
one t-shirt and two cocks
i'll keep my hands warm in your pocket
you can use the engine block
we'll ride out to california
with my arms around your chest
and i'll pretend this is real
cuz this is what i like best
you've been juggling two women
like a stupid circus clown
telling us both we are the one
and maybe this will keep me
from ever being happy
but its not gonna stop me from having fun..

damn, ani writes some powerful lyrics.

elise met duncan shiek last night.

she's now on my shitlist. just kidding lisey.

its ok cuz i got one of his guitar picks the last time we saw him and he was looking at me the whole time. he was looking right at me when he sang home. ew. now i want to listen to duncan and i don't have any...damnit. i'll just have to sing...

you are with me, no longer alone
when i'm with you, feels like i'm home

SHARON!!! AMANDUH!!! IT'S WORKING!!!!

i remembered what i had blogged about before...

last night i had dinner with darcy and cheyANNE. when i first got hired at wherehouse music (where? the wherehouse) darcy was the assistant manager. we were inseperable for almost 2 years...until she met cheyANNE. they became inseperable..i got the boot basically which i understand. they are inseperable in a different way. ANYWAY. they are totally in love and it makes me so happy to see cheyANNE loving darcy unconditionally. she is awesome. i want someone to love me like that. could someone please find me a man? thanks. send all resumes to me.

i have been listening to the crash cd obsessively as of late. i am totally digging it more now than i ever have. yay!

laugh at what i cannot change
throw it all on the pile again
oh wen i do this i do it for you
when all that i want is so badly to be
by myself again
its going to drive me right out of my rage

i use to HATE drive in drive out. now it is one of my favorite live songs.

drive in drive out, i'm leaving
drive in drive out, i'll come back again
drive in drive out, i'm leaving
drive in drive out....

ok...

i have nothing to report. blogger has been down for almost 24 hours. i have attempted to blog several times and have not been able to. the last blog i wrote took me all of 20 minutes to type and i am not going there again.

hopefully i will be hit with sarcasam soon so that you all will be entertained again.

blogger, are you working???

it's really cool when you go to your friends house and your blog is on their favorites. yeah. darcy and cheyANNE rock.

they have a really sweet computer. a sony vaio. it has the best monitor i have ever experienced. clear...very clear. almost like watching television. heh. maybe thats because sony also makes televisions...

i just found out that robbi is moving to austin. do you even know how fucking cool that is?

robbi was and is my first warehouse friend. i cannot believe how rad this is. now, whenever i go home, i can see robbi. just some more reasons to go home. oh my god. the excitement is taking over my entire body. i think i might just explode.

i won the chair of the month award at work.

because i rock the casbah.

now i get to have a nice massage on my company. how cool is that? yeah, you know you want to be me.

in other news, i finally said something funny to sharon. apparently i am never funny when talking to her but for some reason, she thought i was hilarious today. nice.
2 days till the nose piercing.

this morning has been incredibly interesting.

i stayed at deanna's last night so that we could hang out. it was really fun. watched the facts of life. she keeps telling me that i am natalie but she is fatter than i am so she can suck my toe.
everything was fine till this morning when i needed to take a shower. i could not figure out how to turn the fucking thing on. i mean really...i have used many-a-showers in my life but this has to be the most complex shower i have ever encountered. so, i took a bath. that was fun.

our easter party is this afternoon. it should be fun. i have spent most of my morning stuffing eggs and picking out prizes for my fellow coworkers. cool prizes. i'll let you know what i won later.

godamnit son of a bitch...dmb cancelled the second show in charlottesville.

fuckers.

april 20th cannot come soon enough. i swear today has lagged more than any other. damnit. why the hell is today only the 10th. oh man this week is going to suck and next week is going to suck harder. fuck fuck fuck.

ha. i am not the only one that thinks andrew's phone plays sweet child o mine.

alan totally just said, i swear that phone is playing gn'r! ha. rockin. i work with the coolest people ever. what other 38 year old man would know gn'r? alan wins the rockin the casbah of the week title.

jon just told me that when i become sucessful, he will be my network engineer so that i don't have to deal with stinky anymore. he also promised to shower and smell good everyday.

can you imagine working with all of your friends? hmmm..lets think about how i would run my company. i'd hire jon to do my network, gina to do my marketing, eric to do my finances, lauren to be the recycle bitch, deanna to be my sales person...i better stop. i should probably think of what kind of company i would like to have first. damnit. hmmm...what could i do? something that revolves around music. hmm...any ideas? let me know.

thanks.

can you tell that i am bored? i have blogged more in the past 5 hours then i have in the past 5 days.

ok, i have decided that sharon totally rocks. she's not the trash i once said she was. she is awesome. i use to think that she hated me. deep down i totally know that she did but now she knows i am cool like that and i entertain her at work. so she knows where its at now. hows that for a run-on sentence?

ew. she just accused me of having sex with a gay man.

whore.

BRING IT BITCH.

someone's cell phone is playing sweet child o' mine. no joke. i swear....i keep hearing the opening rifs coming from a cell phone. oh my lord....i'm just picturing axl dancing all over my office.

i really need to get a life and stop having visions of axl in my office.

was he even cute?

no, he is in fact the definition of white trash, kinda like this girl.

this morning i noticed that i only like water when it is really really cold. i think it tastes weird when it is warm. it sucks because i usually forget i have the water and it sits and sits and sits...then when i remember i have it, its warm and i do not want to waste it.

damNATION.

i guess i'll chug this really fast.

let's bypass the bullshit and move on because
the minute hand moves faster than you think it does

i am still on my john mayer kick. addicted. i think i listened to his cd like 2000 times yesterday. this must stop soon. i woke up singing love soon.

you can cross the line whenever you want to, i'm calling it love soon....

such a productive day...

lunch with deanna.

shopping at target, bought two new bra's and a tank top.

biore'ing my face as i type this so that i am blackhead free...

impressed? i know i am!

ok, so i didn't go alone...i dragged uncle mikey. we had a great time. the show rocked.
a bit different from when the flecktones open for dmb. more jammy, more solos. it was awesome. mikey liked it too. i caught him jammin to ho down.

all in all it was a good night. despite the fact i had to drive to freaking sunnyvale to get the other ticket for tonight and my grandmother telling me that she wants me to get married, again. really, she is sweet for worrying about me but...hello! i don't even have a boyfriend. or a friend who is a boy that i am dating. or a boy that i make out with on occasion. come to think of it, there are't any boys in my life right now besides justin, james, my brothers and the boys i work with.

ok, i am on a mission...look out boys, i'm on the prowl. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

tonight should be interesting. i am going to my first show alone. in san francisco.

yes, i said ALONE.

it's 8am...and i am awake. i really need to learn to sleep in. this is getting lame. i can never sleep in. EVER. like today, i woke up at 7:30 because my body is so use to waking up at 6:30. LAME LAME LAME.

speaking of lame, alex never called me back last night. that is one of the most annoying things. when you totally need to talk to someone and they DON'T call back.
i found out last night that this guy who lives in boston is out for the show tonight. yeah. the same person i was suppose to go with was suppose to go with him as well. interesting. this whole thing is such drama.

i hate drama.

i hate flakes.

i hate people who don't call back.

i totally just pissed off someone. i'm sorry. very very sorry.

my biggest pet peeve is when someone flakes on me. seriously, that and lateness. the two most annoying qualitites that one can have. i hate flakes. especially when you buy a ticket to a show and are stuck going alone because the person who TOLD you to buy a ticket to a show flakes. yeah. so suck my left tit alex.

i forgot to mention, dean is in the sleeveless top. ZESTAAAY.

alright, after a morning of searching for the hottie from collective soul...i FINALLY found a picture. it really does him no justice. dean is a babe. his brother ed is as well but ed is married and has a little bambino.

so basically, the show rocked. i LOVE the song heavy. it totally rocked. all the songs rocked. fastball was amazing as well. they did this sweet ass jam during their second to last song. it was totally awesome.

i think i am going to become a collective soul groupie.

just so i can have sex with dean.

oh my god...that was one of the best shows i have been to in a long long time. the lead singer is the total "rockstar". he fucking rocked the casbah. oh, and his brother rythmn guitar. holy S-H-I-T! how can one woman breed to amazingly beautiful men like that?

i'll make sure you all can see how amazing these boys are. wow.

i just had a stoner moment with my boss. i am afraid that he thinks i am an airhead now. oh well...don't talk to me when i am busy imming my friends. heh.

bomb threats are fun.

especially when you get to walk to starbucks when the cops are investigating.

iced nonfat vanilla mocha. YUM.

why do they call slim fast slim fast? has anyone ever really questioned that? see...i have been on this stupid slim fast for almost 3 weeks now. i have lost weight but, i am not slim by any means. i think it might be false advertising. i mean really, their slogan is "give us a week, we'll take off the weight!" yeah...i'm still waiting for the taking off of the weight.

tonight i am going to see collective soul and fast ball. should be an interesting show. yay! i hope they play heavy. i love that song. you don't think there will be a pit at this show do you? ew. i hate pits. the show is at the fillmore which is an awesome venue.

the next time i go to the fillmore, i will be seeing dan wilson. man. alex has no idea what he is in for. i love dan wilson. i love him like my 7 year old brother loves pokemon. yeah. its sick.

it's expense report day. yay!

why is it that the only time my company brings in donuts is when i am trying to watch what i eat?

fuck chucks donuts.

second night c'ville seats are posted but mine are not up.

damNATION.

i am completely addicted to the john mayer cd. really, its amazing. i LOVE it. and i love him and, i want to have like 10,000 of his babies. comfortable is awesome. totally made me cry last night. its about a breakup and he's dating someone else but all he does is compares the current fling to his ex. check out this line

life of the party,
and she swears that she's artsy
but you could distinguish miles from coltrane
our love was comfortable and so broken in
she's perfect, so flawless or so they say.

this is why i love him.
enough of that shit.

i am still on a mission to find a freaking outfit to wear sunday night to our passover sedar. it freaking sucks. i cannot find anything. i know exactally what i want to wear and i just can't find anything that resembles what i want to wear. just a knee legnth black skirt and a twin set. is that so difficult? yeah. it is.

so i realise you are all dying of suspense.

about stinky.

and boy was he stinky today.

basically, my computer is JACKED. yes the new computer, the one i got all of 2 weeks ago...damNATION. anyway, today was the end of it. restart my computer because outlook was taking F-O-R-E-V-E-R to open...and nothing...blank fucking screen. just my pretty wallpaper of dave and boyd from the show on my bday. five minutes go by. ten minutes. after about 20 minutes i realise that i must go see stinky and tell him my problem. so i reluctantly enter the ops wing, searching for him. once i found him he followed me over to my desk. to make a long story short, he was wearing a white t-shirt with yellow stains, the worst breath, and really really really needs deoderant. not only that but, while he is talking to me his eyes are closed. like what is he thinking about? me naked? is he listening to the sound of my voice to see if it sounds like the phone sex operator from last night? shit. it was freaky.

there ya go..enough of stinky.

the new train cd rocks...especially song number 5. check it out yo.

i had a bit of a cd shopping extravaganza on my lunchbreak. i think i am going to have to add wherehouse to my "banned at lunch" list. ben harper "live from mars", shawn colvin "a whole new you", now volume 6, and train. i'm gonna have lots and lots to listen to this evening. so far i am only on disc one of the ben harper cd...such a good cover of sexual healing.

enough of that. back to work.

today has been somewhat slow. turns out that deanna is going to be interviewing for a position here. that would be so freaking awesome if she did. oh man the fun we would have.

this morning i woke up to john mayer singing about my body being a wonderland. that's one of the best wake up's i have had in a while.

come to think of it...it could quite possibly be the best wake up.

no, actually it wasn't. but i won't go into detail of my best wake up. i am trying my hardest to keep this blog on a PG-13 rating.

oh my god...

this guy is the funniest thing i have seen in a long while. enjoy! i am...

ok...

so after the intoxicated friday...we move along to saturday...
for some bizarre reason, marika totally woke up before me....at like 6:45am. luckily she did not wake any of us up. we got motivated and beautified and motored downtown with craig.
a yummy breakfast was had by all. mine rocked...mushroom and cheese omlette, potatoes and zuchinni bread-YUM.
we drove back to lauren's and decided to do makeovers. headed to ross for clothes and sav-on for hair dye. began partying at like 3pm and didn't stop till like 2am. at about 9pm some peeps came over. franny and her crew and bryant and his crew. it was so lound in the family room so alison, franny, meeka, lauren and myself locked ourselves in lauren's room and started our own party. we got in trouble for that. it's cool though. everyone wanted to party with us but...dude...LOUDNESS coming from the 18 year old that did NOT belong. enough of that shit.

being hugged by smelly, sweaty men is NOT fun.
lauren and marika agree.

sunday was lazy...we made blueberry pancakes and hash browns(heh). drove to alison's and watched "tommy boy" and ate pizza. a fun day.

which leaves us to the whole united sucking my left tit story.

first i check my itenery for my flight...check the flight number...go to united's website and my flight was aparently going to paris. so i call united and they tell me that my flight was cancelled but they can get me out at 8pm. that was fine. more time to hang with the ninos. so we check the flight before leaving alison's. everything is kosher. get to the airport, get to the gate and there is a line longer than the line for nsync tickets at OUR gate. why you ask? because, you see united cancelled 5 shuttle flights between 5-7pm and put everyone on a freaking two storied 747. how fun was that? oh..much fun thanks to the freaking white trash hick girl sitting next to marika. first they say we are grounded due to a mechanical error (enter craig, he FIXES planes...on that note...imagine knowing your friend was on a plane and you were fixing it before it took off.) then they say they are not departing because the error is a "no go" issue. yeah, basically the seat belt/no smoking signs would no light up. whatever. so now i am freaking. one flight attendent says its the fog in san fran, the one over the PA is saying it's mechanical. such poor communication on their part. not to mention all of the freaking flight attendants were R-U-D-E. eventually we take off, 2 hours late. get 10 minutes from san fran and we can't land because of wind. so we circle for an HOUR. how fun is that? yeah, tons. so we land...4 hours later...and we are alive thank god. there were a few minutes that i thought i might not make it. it was quite scary. but alas i live to blog about it.

so as it turns out....CRAIG was fixing my plane last night.

he said he knew i was on the flight. damn asshole. good thing he didn't come on board to visit me. i would have had to kick him SQUA in the nuts.

grey sweat pants, no makeup, so perfect....
our love was comfortable and so broken in.
she's perfect, so flawless....

ok, so maybe i do want to lick john mayer. i am loving his lyrics. i think that i have decided that i want to marry a man who writes songs about me...being beautiful...without makeup...in my sweats...where can i find one? does anyone know?

if you find a place...let me know.

yeah i know i still have a shitload to recap on from the weekend but...
ya know when you are super tired
and everything is funny
and your eyes burn?

yeah. thats today.

HELLO??? are you working blogger?

"ladies and gentelman, welcome to hong kong"

yeah...that was a funny statement the flight attendant made after a 4 hour delay flying back from LA last night. basically marika and i thought we were going to die last night. no joke. united shuttle can suck my left tit. there was no need for the shit we went through last night....

where to begin....

friday night we arrived 15 minutes EARLY into LAX. alison and lauren were waiting for us when we got off our flight. they came up from behind us and scared the living shit out of us. that was TONS of fun.
then we drove to islands to grub on fries and the china coast salad...marika had tortilla soup...YUM. we also met ben....ben is awesome....he kinda disapeared on us but...hmmm...ben, are you alive?
after dinner ben and i went back to his house to grab some things so he could hang out with the girls. i thought he was having fun with us but then saturday he completely dogged us. whatever.
so we get back to lauren's and began the process of intoxicifaction. wow. i have not been that messed up since the weekend of the providence and philly shows. it was awesome.

lauren and i have officially created the "rockstar of the month" award. marika EASILY takes the cake for the month of april. that girl can hold her shit. holy carp. i know she drank far more than anyone else....you GO girl.
not only does she get the rockstar of the month award but really, she is my new hero. i really thought i was not going to make it back to san fran last night. meeka and i held hands the first half of the flight to sf....yeah...i can't even tell the entire story. it's so fucking unreal...but yeah...without marika i would have been a complete wreck.

wow, i am going in random order.

i'll blog more later...i am far too tired to say anything else right now.

stories to look forward to:
-lunch with craig
-the "party"
-alison cole
-stinky (the OG stinky)
-halloween>ants....