this really scary old man attempted to pick up on me via yahoo messenger. whatever. ew. you look like bill gates and you are old enough to be my dad. thanks. wanna read an exerpt from the conversation? good.

jb_is_in: wouldnt it be cool to go home for lunch and fuck
jb_is_in: and then go back to work?
jb_is_in: hehe
jb_is_in: or after work
scramer41: hahaha
jb_is_in: it would be fun
scramer41: oh my god
scramer41: hahahahahaha

do guys actually think that they can get booty that way? oh my god. how fucking pathetic can you possibly get?

i played a quick game of chess
with the salt and pepper shaker.