ok, i have been meaning ot blog about this for a while.

the dude that comes to deliver our airline tickets, has this really ODD smell to him. it's like a mix of old spice, baby powder, and some other cheap cologne. and he smells as though he puts on an entire bottle every morning.

its gross.

so anyway, he's been here everyday this week. i can smell him from the second he gets out of the car (i am SO not joking). and he THUDS up the stairs. seriously, he is straight out of "gangsta's paradise". his gold chain is probably 3 inches wide. with the big adidas symbol in the middle. it's hilarious, really.

today he says, "so, SHANNON do you have a boyfriend?"

i'm thinking...YES. AND HE SMELLS A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN YOU!"

but i politely reply, "yes, i do."

then he says, "i'm not surprised." heh. of course not. i am ZESTY.