as many of you know, i have a minor obsession with the office. i religiously watch it and often quote lines from previous episodes my favorite being, "that's what she said".
today, i had the opportunity to play my very on office prank on my wbff (work best friend forever), shannon. if there were ever a bigger office fan it would be shannon. as a matter of fact, she one up'd me yesterday by purchasing the season 3 dvd set with an actual dundie. what's a dundie, you ask? here's your answer.
shannon was SO proud of her dundie that i decided that i must sabotage said dundie. whilst she was at a meeting, i snuck up to her desk and removed the dundie without incident and proceeded to take the dundie to ryan the i.t. guy's desk. ryan is friends with both shannon and myself although we still need to find out if he is loyal - this was the test. ryan has the typical guy's desk. nothing on it but a picture of his girlfriend and a bunch of lame computer equipment. translation: no where to hide the damn dundie. however, i figure that if she's smart enough to go visit ryan and see if he's holding the dundie hostage, it would be hilarious if it was just sitting out, like a regular desk ornament. ryan's all excited to be a part of the prank and goes along with what i tell him.
shannon returns from her 11 o'clock meeting and im's me as if nothings going on. this leads me to believe she hasn't realized that her prized dundie is gone. she leaves for lunch and returns an hour later. in the middle of im'ing me, she must have realized it was gone. i tried to pretend i had no clue what she was talking about (i wish i had saved the im - it was classic)and ran down to ryan's to get the dundie with the hopes of returning it to it's home without notice. the whole time i am cracking up because i think it's the funniest thing, ever. before i "enter" the 7th floor, i catch my breath and put on my work face. proceed to shannon's desk, put the dundie back in it's original place and head back to my desk. one problem - as i was turning the corner - there's shannon! she totally busted me and the two of us cracked up non stop for a good 10 minutes.
on my way home, i kept thinking about what i had done and how incredibly hilarious i am and started cracking up. literally laughing out loud because i am so funny.
when i tried to explain the story to john he seemed completely uninterested. it really was funny though - i promise!

1 Comments:
Jim: "is it me or does it smell like up dog?"
Michael: "Whats up dog?"
Jim: "nothin much, what's up with you".
Michael: "that's genious"
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