i love planning parties but, when it comes to planning my own birthday party? i have no interest. at all.

i think someone should plan a party for me.

come to think of it. i don't even know if i want a party this year. i am NOT looking forward to turning 25. it seems so fucking old. remember when you were like 13 or 14 and 25 seemed ancient? yeah. me too. i want to stay 24 forever.

conclusion? no need to celebrate this year.

of course, i will be accepting gifts. so, you know where to send your trinkets. unless of course you are john, you already gave me my gift.