admittedly, i am sitting in my room watching too legit: the mc hammer story.

too.funny.for.words.

seriously, this movie has to have some of the best one liners i have heard in a really long time. the only cool thing about it is that tangi miller from felicity is portraying the hammer's wife. other than that, it's a fucking joke.

tonight i got hit by a white minivan, while leaving barnes and noble. yup, then the guy proceeded to yell at ME. like it was my fucking fault that he friggin backed into me. i was stuck. there was a car behind me and he proceeds to back the fuck into me. insanity. so, i said some really nice words to him, got his insurance info and cried. i swear, people are nuts during the holidays. it's complete insanity the way people are around this time of year. you'd think that people would be loving and caring. no, all they care about is getting the parking place closest to their final destination.

oh shit, i gots to jam. the hammer man is actually becoming a human beat box.