wanna hear about my weekend? good. have a seat, grab some water and like frankie says, RELAX.

friday- got home from work, did a little workout, watched a little tv, talked to john, drove to my grandma's to pick my mom up. john mayer was on conan so i set my alarm clock to wake up at 1:15. alarm went off, i sat up, flipped through the channels, turned on conan, put my head on the pillow to get comfy and the next thing i know? it's 8am on saturday. yep, i slept through the WHOLE thing.

saturday- woke up, walked to my hair appointment. it's really nice to be able to WALK five minutes and BE at the hair salon. my hairdresser? his name is steven. totally reminded me of steven from the real world seattle but a bit taller, and he actually admitted he was homosexual. anyway, he gave me a good cut although, no one can really tell. why? because for some reason, every time i cut my hair with layers, it always ends up looking the same; just a different length. after the haircut, i went to lunch with my mom and no neck joe. proceeded back to the condo to lay out the *rug* . i am SO over this rug. basically, it's a rug that we had in our house in hillsborough. it's mauve, blue, cream, ORANGE and green. absolutely 80's. why do we need to have it out? because my mom's theory is that since she spent so much money on it, she might as well have it out. it is UGLY. and tacky. and yeah, you get the point. basically no neck joe and i have to move all of the furniture out of the room so that we can lay the padding and the rug down. my mom is completely helpless when it comes to this shit.

anyway, halfway through this project, the power goes out. i'm telling you, it was sprinkling outside. nice cause for a power outage. we finish up and i realize that my car is in the garage, so i can't even leave. damnit. so i am stuck in my room without power, without a phone (i left my cell in no neck joe's car) and NOTHING TO DO. by this point it's about 4pm. i am supposed to go to see shallow hal with justin, james and sharon but i figure the power's been out for this long, it may not come back on. finally joe comes back with my phone and i call john. call sharon and right as i hung up with sharon, the power went back on. PRAISE THE LORD. went and met the boys and sharon, had a RAW awesome blossom from chili's and cruised to the movie. i don't really want to go into details as to why i didn't like the movie. i understand the premise behind it. but i thought it was poorly executed. before the movie, we were entertained by two little boys. TJ and enrique. they said they were 14 however, they looked 12. they were typical preteens and justin was totally on their level. at one point, james asked TJ if he pleasured himself and...the young lad starts telling him how he's mormon. i thought we were going to throw us out of the theater. luckily at that point, the movie started.

sunday- woke up, talked to john for a bit, talked to gm for a bit. talked to elise for a bit then went to my grandma's. she made me cheese blintz. YUM. then i went to the mall to get some new candles and some other stuff. (mostly for my new sassy haircut.) then, uncle mikey decides that he wants to go see life as a house. i drive all the way to the theater (in SF), get there and he's not there yet. not only that, but the movie is sold out. i call him to tell him and he's still at his house and has decided that he'll just stay at his place with his gf. SO frustrated. although, i should be used to his indecisiveness by now. i called john, had my temper tantrum and went home to take a nice bath and listen to some natalie merchant. instant serenity.

after the bath, met the fam for dinner. locked my keys in my car. yeah yeah. the thing is...triple A sent 2 tow trucks. it was pretty damn funny. anyway, hopped in the car and drove off.

it was exactly the kind of weekend i needed.