i was in such a rush to get out of my house this morning, i threw on one of my shelf bra tank tops. now two things about shelf bra tank tops. number one:my boobs are too big to wear them without a bra so, it basically defeats the purpose of the tank in the first place. number 2: they slide down...meaning..the cfo just walked by and got a nice shot of my cleavage.

i have since buttoned up my cardigan. now i am going to be known as the office whore. famous.